Chinese Sick Leave - "I No Come Work Today!!!"

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.............You got nice house!"


From my inbox. With apologies to all the Chinese out there. :-)

Comments

snglguy said…
Hahahahaha! :D

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