Lingerie for the wife

Husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling in the buff, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.

So she appears in the natural on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.

Thanks to xtnag for sending me this one. :-)


Mwahahahaha!!!! I guess he got it coming...:D
Ka Uro said…
that was so funny! i better keep this in mind in case i decide to give my one and only a lingerie this christmas.

but jokes aside, i personally knew someone who bought maternity dresses (at least not underwear). wore them for the duration of the pregnancy without removing the price tags. after giving birth, returned the dresses and had a refund.
Ronald Allan said…
She never even washed them? I take it running them through the wash would ruin the tags. :-)

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