How Smart a Filipino is....
A Filipino and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Filipino, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Filipino declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Filipino's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Filipino doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Filipino asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Filipino and hands him $500.
The Filipino thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Filipino and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Filipino reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!
Thanks to xtnag for this forwarded funny story. I'm pretty sure that in the original incarnation of this joke it wasn't a Filipino who was the star...but what the hey, it's probably funnier this way. :-)