The State of Philippine Criminal Affairs....

A funny take on criminal apprehension in the Philippines...:-)

The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP (Armed Forces of the Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National Police) get into an argument over who is the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to test them. She releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The NBI goes first. They place animal informants throughout the forest.They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it. They make no apologies: "The rabbit deserved it."

The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

Comments

Cristina G. said…
di ba they are originally the CIA, FBI and the LAPD? Ü
March 16, 2005 2:45 PM
Ronald Allan said…
Hahahaha...don't tell your boyfriend ha? :-)
March 16, 2005 5:09 PM
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