Some thoughts to ponder....

Sent to me by xtnag. Perhaps you can make sense of it. :-)

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it"

Man who Scratches Arse Should not bite Fingernails

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends??

Why do psychics have to ask your name before they begin?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Man with erection, walking sideways thru airport turnstiles going to Bang-kok.

Lady flying airplane upside down... must have crack up...

It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys ARE winners before the race even starts.

Why is a boxing ring square??

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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