Just for laughs....:-)

A wise guy walking down the street sees a woman approaching him who has a beautiful pair of breasts. He rudely says to her, "Hey, Miss would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?" "Are you crazy?" she replies as she hurries on down the street.

So he speeds up and runs around the block and gets to the next corner just before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks her again. "Listen, I'm not that kind of woman. You got it???"

So the guy tries again and quickly runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?" This time she thinks about it for a moment and says, "Humm....10,000 Dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go into that dark area over there."

So they went into the alley and she unbuttons her blouse to reveal a pair of very beautiful breasts. As soon as she exposes them he starts caressing, fondling, kissing, and burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman becomes annoyed and asks, "Are you going to bite them or what?"

"Nah", he replies, "Costs too much!"

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